This blog entry is dedicated to those on the hunt for the right app, and to those who ultimately are on the quest to find troo luv…(elmer fud voice)
You have Tinder, Ginder, Grouper, How About We, Plenty of Fish, Christian Mingle… the list is growing everyday more apps! more apps!
YIKES! And that is just me googling dating apps I am sure that the rabbit hole of dating apps gets hella freaky to each (his/her) own.
And by now you are wondering what is a coat check blog have to do with a dating app?
Ahh Haa! My friends, the awesome people that read my blog this is the juicy stuff you all become flys on the wall for.
Let me start from the beginning because technically this was a seedling of a thought that bloomed over 6 months.
So 6 months ago, I had a couple come to the coat check, they normally checked their coats. I took their coats and presented them with two tickets which is totally the deal because we rock the coat check per item. The show is full swing there were 3 bands that night, the lady comes back at the end of the second band, and obviously she had a couple of drinks in her enough to spill the beans.
Me: Picking up early?
Lady: I am so glad that you gave us two tickets
Lady: I just need my coat
Me: No problem
Lady: Have you ever done Tinder?
Me: No, but I have an idea of what it is
Lady: Well, this was my first time on it and I will NEVER do it again
Me: Oh no!
Lady: This guy buys me a couple of drinks and starts pawing me and wants to leave early to go back to his house
Me: Oh damn, so sorry about that but you are making the executive decision and good for you
Lady: I am just glad that you didn’t give us one ticket because I don’t want to see his face again, at all he’s a douche bag
Me: I get you
Lady: (Marches off upset)
Me: WHOA! what just happened?! I need to put this in my blog…
Man: Gives me the ticket
Me: I give him the jacket and (the look) I know everything…
And, that is how a coat checker becomes the all-knowing entity. I know what happened on this digital blind date gone bad!
I often wonder besides the lady going back to discussing what a shitty date she had with her girls, I wonder if the dating apps of the world know the odd social waves that are surfacing, recreating/reemphasizing social cues.
Obviously, it’s nothing new. Blind dates have been around for a long time. We have heard about successful/ unsuccessful dates from friends, strangers, people talking loudly in public about their own experiences. Blind dates have evolved you can thank the Internet! You put that digital twist of swiping right or left, and it becomes that Choose your own adventure book. (remember those from the 80’s) it’s part of dating and gages your own personal dos, don’ts and never agains. It adds to your own personal arsenal of self.
About a month ago, I was talking to a cab driver taking me home from work and we got talking about apps, and I joked about the swiping dating apps because I had dealt with another blind date scenario at work. And, this is what he had to say being a cab driver. People are so into their phones and apps, that they don’t have to leave the house to meet people. Back in the day, you’d go out by yourself or with friends drop $50-$100 bucks, interact face to face with people and take it from there. Now, you just swipe based on a profile. It’s has streamlined everything for people, and some of the realness of just meeting people genuinely has been altered. He shared that he uses the apps, nothing really bad to say, except that if these were around 20 years ago that he would have saved a lot of money. Ha Ha Ha! Interesting perspective.
This is me doing a good deed to those out there who are not too schooled, and have no older friends to refer to for social cues
What I am witnessing is an across the board interaction of novice app users to people who have been at it for awhile. And, there are some social cues one may want to earmark if you are going to participate in digital dating.
-Go out somewhere social – Given everyone knows this
-Look nice but don’t wear your coveted name brand clothes save that for another date – you might not come back with your Prada jacket – speaking of a good or bad date
-Pay your own way – If your date has no money and keeps giving your that blank look or inferring silently to take the tab – heads up
-Be true to yourself, ask yourself before drinking and during drinking or whatever – Am I having a good time?
-And make sure you have an app on your phone for a ride – because If you are using a dating app you’d obviously have a get a ride app
-If you are checking in your coat – GET SEPARATE TICKETS – you never know
Coat checkers are the eyes and ears of nightlife, we witness the little and big social interactions from the time you arrive until the time you leave
Fast forward to last night
I had a girl come to coat check with two jackets, I gave her two tickets and asked her if she would like them hung separately she replied, “together is fine on the same hanger.” She had this puzzling look, I said you never know, I get people all the time on blind dates and sometimes they don’t turn out so good. She started to laugh, and she said, “I never thought of it like that.” She came back at the end of the night smiling saying “ we are still together after two hours.”
I know that big holiday with a heart is coming up… YOUR WELCOME!
Until next time,