All I have is a a twomp/ a $20…
All I have is a $20, This has been the phrase I have been hearing all week in the coat check.
And it’s always delivered in the same tone followed by some huge inferred thought.. of possibly a free coat check. And then here is my response popping that thought bubble… I am totally okay with $20s, and I am okay with coins, I will take any United States currency that is legitimate and in circulation. Money is money, even when you scrape the bottom of your purse and wallet for those titbits of coin.
It leads me to think that the patron has been reprimanded in some way for paying with a $20, and by uttering this monotone statement is waiting for some sassy coat check comment. By stating the obvious..$20 they might get some type of hook up, and kudos if you do get hooked up, also a nice gesture of gratitude i.e. tips are always in fashion.
Oh, nightlife people.. how the four letter words free/comp/list/vips do a number on your brain and start firing off all kinds of excitement. Here is the reality, if you go out to the same spots enough you most likely will get to know folks that are working, and maybe you’ll get the hookup. But the big advice here is don’t get used to it like it’s going to happen every single time you decide to go out. If you do get the hook up, do the return favor and tip graciously. Always be prepared to pay for the service, that way you hold on to your street cred.
And for the coat checkers that read people the rights having to break a $20, get off your ass and get your manager to get you more change. GEEZ, it is really that simple. The people coming up to the coat check have all kinds of things going on, but paying with a $20 bill shouldn’t make you want to throw yourself off of a cliff because you had to give away your change pile. Think back.. way back to your Brownie and Girl Scout Days
” Always be Prepared.”
On that note, the holidays are here and shows are coming to your town here are some suggestions in no particular order
- Billy Gibbons touring with new material he is just a classic
- Zappa plays Zappa
- Brian Setzer Orchestra
- Erykah Badu
- Metallica (AT&T) Park
- Cage The Elephant
- El Mariachi Bronx – The White Lines Tour
- Rancid/ English Beat
- The Cure
- The Nutcracker Ballet
- Shin Yun Chinese Ensemble
- Dancing with the Stars
- Local Holiday plays
- NYE outdoor firework
Also, check out your local listings for concerts coming to town.
“Tips are always in fashion”